This color is one of trust, honesty and loyalty. Seeks peace and tranquility above everything else, promoting both physical and mental relaxation.
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
fuckin cats man
They literally just need to buy a doorknob
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
Thomas and Will sliding down a fireman’s pole *